40 Best Halloween Jokes for Kids to Make Them Scream With Laughter

Halloween is one of the biggest holidays of the year; tons of fun costumes and candy come with that. But you don’t have to be a kid to enjoy a good laugh or two when it comes to Halloween—adults also get in on the act. From “Halloween” jokes to “Scary” jokes to “Creepy” jokes, you’ll be surprised at how much fun you can have with your kids without even trying.

So what are you waiting for? Scroll down to see some hilarious Halloween jokes for kids. I bet these jokes will make your little trick-or-treaters laugh until they pee their pants. 😋

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 40 Best Halloween Jokes For Kids

1. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.

2. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

3. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Orange.” “Orange, who?” “Orange, are you glad it’s finally Halloween?”

4. What’s a witch’s favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.

5. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

6. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben had been waiting for Halloween all year!

7. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!

8. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!

9. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Boo.” “Boo, who?” “Aw, don’t cry; it’s Halloween!”

10. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!

11. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.

12. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Olive.” “Olive, who?” “Olive Halloween!”

13. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-very store!

14. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Which one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?

15. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.

16. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.

17. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?

18. Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.

19. How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.

20. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry; it’s just my Halloween costume!

21. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!

22. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.

23. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick; I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

24. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.

25. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Howl.” “Howl who?” “Howl, you know who’s here if you don’t open the door!”

26. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.

27. Why don’t I like Dracula? He’s a pain in the neck.

28. What do you call two witches living together? Broom mates

29. What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick or tweet!”

30. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-einstein!

31. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula! 

32. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? It dishes a terrible Halloween joke!

33. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip, my bag with Halloween candy, please!

34. Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.

35. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.

36. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

37. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

38. What’s a ghost’s favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!

39. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

40. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

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